[olug] O.T. but worth the read

[Hurley Rod]

Hope these bring some sunlight to an otherwise awful day.

 

An Apple a day keeps Windows away. 
Double your drive space. Delete Windows. 
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use
the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. 
The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson. 
The box said Windows 2000 or better. So I installed Linux. 
Use the best: Linux for servers, Mac for graphics, Windows for
Solitaire. 
The control key on the keyboard does not work. 
There's no place like 127.0.0.1 
How do I set a laser printer to stun? 
If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0!

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary,
and those who don't.